Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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