As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
MIDGETS
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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