Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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