Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to stick my p in your. b.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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