coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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