Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love having hate sex.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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