Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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