paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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