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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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