I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cockslap morals
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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