We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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