I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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