I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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