She's JV to your varsity
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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