I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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