You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
