Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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