he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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