I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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