Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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