Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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