I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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