We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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