My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Everclear isn't food dammit
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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