I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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