We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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