I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
