Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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