I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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