what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think i have herpe
just one?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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