Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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