SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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