Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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