TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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