She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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