I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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