I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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