Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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