weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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