Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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