I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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