but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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