I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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