it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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