everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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