BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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