As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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