my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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