i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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