I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we should paint friendship bongs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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