So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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