your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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